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2012 – MY BIG O
When my husband gets frustrated with me, he tells me I "sure have a lot of opinions," and I answer, "G.D. right I have a lot of opinions and proud of it!" I've heard there are still women who've never had a Big O. I'm not one of them. Hahaha.
Does holding strong opinions have to be the same as being opinionated? I think not, because being opinionated implies rigidity. I like to think I am open to hear other ways of thinking about things. Although…
Here's an example of an opinion I have: I hate comedy which relies on sexism, racism, or any other ignorance to be funny. Even if it's supposed to be ironic, I find it not funny. Sexism and racism cause too much suffering to be laughed at - in my opinion.
Jon Stuart's making fun of people wearing hoodies to protest Trayvon Martin's murder turned my stomach. Jon was so light-hearted in his presentation. He lumped together Dick Cheney's heart jokes with all the hoodie jokes. Ugly stuff.
So, I've just come across a comedian whose work not only does not rely on racist jokes, but he actually has taken on racism as a serious topic and manages to be very funny as well as conscious. Kudos to W. Kamau Bell. Check him out on YouTube and/or on his website, wkamaubell.com. I am definitely a fan.
In my Opinion, Kamau rocks!
2010 – BUGLIMIA
Rayni's Anti-BB Tips:
1. Put your luggage in the bathtub so it's safe.
2. Pull off all the sheets and blankets and thoroughly check the sheets, blankets, pillow cases AND the bed and boxspring for the bugs themselves or signs of their existence (brown/red splotches of their exrement).
3. Pull off the headboard (in a hotel they often lift up and off a wooden cleat nailed to the wall). Check the headboard and cleat for the bugs, their molts (exoskeletons), or excrement.
4. Pull the bed away from the wall and check the baseboard for the same kind of signs.
5. Pull out the nightstand(s) and check the back(s), inside the drawers, and around the bottom of the baseboard molding.
6. Check the wall, the lamps, and the carpet for telltale splotches.
7. Don’t freak out if you see gobs of dust but, if you see no signs of bugs, most likely you are safe. They aren’t there.
8. Breathe a sign of relief.
January 2, 2010 – Orgasmic BirthMy youngest son and his girlfriend visited yesterday for New Year’s Day dinner and my son casually mentioned the documentary film “Orgasmic Birth.” I did a double take. He’s 25 years old and has known for a long time that his delivery was orgasmic for me (maybe for him too?). It used to freak him out. He’d always been embarrassed to think his birth was a peak experience and literally orgasmic. We didn’t talk about it yesterday, but I could tell he was reassured and even pleased to have found the documentary and suddenly know his birth was special – and positive – and something to be proud of. Wow.
My first two birth experiences were good – in a hospital birthing center, totally drug-free, and coached by midwives. Thrilling and miraculous with wonderful rewards. I had planned to birth with the same midwives for the third child. But, because of my slightly elevated glucose level and “advanced age” – (at 43, I was labeled “geriatric!”) I went to an OB-GYN physician whose practice was completely traditional.
So, how did it happen that, with two kids, 5 and 7-1/2, in June of 1984, I flowed into the most outstanding orgasmic experience of my life – far more intense and PLEASURABLE than I’d ever imagined possible? Perhaps because he was my third and I was more relaxed? Perhaps because I was more spiritual? Perhaps because the Sun was in Cancer and the Moon in Taurus? Who knows?
It started badly because the Admitting office had lost my file and demanded that my then-husband re-register. Up in the maternity ward, a brand new nurse – or maybe a janitor, used me as guinea pig and had so much trouble setting up an IV that he was bruising my wrist – it felt like it was on fire. I calmly but ferociously told him he’d better stop immediately or I’d put a contract out on him. He ran away.
An experienced head nurse showed up and everything began going smoothly. I relaxed. The father returned but wasn’t really into it and I didn’t care. I felt strong. For the rest of the time, mostly I hung out walking the halls alone, stopping to breathe with each contraction. Following my intuition, I reframed each contraction not as labor or pain, but as Mother Earth’s drumming inside my womb. Drumming, drumming to welcome this child.
The drumming intensified and I breathed along, getting completely into this rhythm, as though creating Nature’s symphony with major percussion unlike any I’d ever known. With each beat, I felt more aroused. So amazing. So intense. So perfect. So beautiful. Two hours. Three hours. No time. All time. Total merging with nature and wholeness, higher and higher, pleasure with each beat, pounding, pounding harder, harder, until, in an emotionally, physically, and spiritually transcendent moment of ecstatic release, I delivered the baby. Whew.
The danger of flying so high is that it tends to lead to a deep low, and that happened, unfortunately. Had I been more solid at the time, with more support, I probably would’ve avoided the depression. I’ll never know.
People I’ve spoken to about this experience over the years were incredulous. They’d never heard of anything like it.
But now, with this documentary, they’re going to find out. I’ve ordered it on Netflix. Can’t wait.
October 13, 2009 – Big Fat LiesI’ve just heard from a local woman who read my book and was astonished to learn that bulimia has an emotional component and isn’t just about weight. Around Hollywood, the ED scuttlebutt is just about always weight-related. She thanked me for helping her “get” what bulimia is all about, i.e., when everything feels as though it’s falling apart and there’s nowhere to turn and you’re about to lose control and freak out, and you’re ashamed of yourself and can’t confide in anyone, instead of feeling these scary feelings you take control of the one thing you can – your body. By refusing to nourish it. You are too ashamed to admit weakness and don’t realize that lack of nourishment creates even more shame.
You trap yourself.
In the beginning, it feels exhilarating to throw up. You feel as though you’ve outsmarted the whole world – parents, teachers, bosses, friends, and maybe even God, too - especially if you really chow down and up majorly and you’re out of touch and experiencing delusions of grandeur. Wow, you tell yourself, that was awesome! So, you do it again. Then just once more. OK, one more time and that’ll be it. Suddenly, you’re NOT in control because the thing has taken over and rules you. It’s the most amazing insidious addiction, like mainlining a dangerous drug. You go off by yourself and do it, and you keep it totally secret. Well, I did. But back then, nobody told me it was a bad idea and my mother and my doctor actually approved! That doesn’t mean much, though, because even kids who know very well that it’s a bad idea still get hooked.
It amazes me to realize I acted out this ritual for 25 years, starting at age 10. Such a tender age. I look at girls that age today and I see how vulnerable they are – on the cusp of blossoming into early stages of young womanhood. (Unfortunately, I was forced to grow up too soon. Abuse is so ugly. Luckily, forgiveness is just as powerful.)
I live in the Los Angeles area – (lucky me, I live around the corner from steps to the beautiful Santa Monica beach). Los Angeles = Hollywood, where there’s probably more body-image craziness than anywhere in the US and maybe the world. If a woman can hang onto consciousness here and love herself exactly the way she looks, that’s quite an achievement!
So, I’m proud to say I’ve taken steps to being authentically me. I’m growing out my hair to its natural color – various shades of gray and white in front - and I’m still wearing it longish the way I like even though I get lots of criticism from people who say only young women should have long hair. Sorry, critics. I’ve joined NAAFA, the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance. What a revolutionary idea, right? Fat people have a right to be fat and live without prejudice. Huh? Even some of the most enlightened people in our society think it’s OK to poke fun at fat. Huh? Here’s the kicker: those of us who hate ourselves for being fat are inviting scorn. Ya gotta believe in yourself. The funny thing is I’m not fat at all – I just have a leftover warped body image which I’m working on. Being a member of NAAFA is part of my healing. Check out www.naafa.org. The biggest fat lie is that it’s OK to hurt other human beings who happen to be fat.
September 3, 2009 – "Delicious Read"A woman who read a blurb about The Skinny told me she was looking forward to a “delicious read.” I’ll be interested to find out whether she finds it tasty after all.
Because of the early years of abuse it describes, The Skinny isn’t really a comic novel. Sorry if the title misleads. But the truth is I wouldn’t have survived this terrifying childhood without my trusty sense of humor. It’s there in my life and it’s there in my book. The glue that has held me together.
And not just the childhood was tough. It took me so long to get on a healthy path, my readers are shocked at the way I kept slipping back – 5 steps forward, 4 steps back - or sometimes 6 steps back or more! Ouch! Stumble, bumble, fumble, grumble, mumble, tumble, and finally: humble and aware. Hooray!
Such a happy ending! Not the book so much although the promise is there. It took me 7 more years from where I was at the end of The Skinny, to totally stop bingeing and purging. I was 37. That was a lifetime ago.
My therapist explains my life in such an interesting way – that as a child, I built a construct of how I thought it should be – a virtual life – because I had no guidance and no clue. Raw intelligence, curiosity, imagination, and will. Now, all these years later, the virtual construct is crumbling as I complete solidification. Yes!!
The last vestiges of shame skulk away and I can hold my head up, proud to be me.
May 22 – The Weight Monster Strikes
The weight monster is back and has me upset again – and I’m upset to be upset. Feel like a layered lasagna. Sure, I’d like to be svelte, but I’m happy to be healthy. No, I don’t like carrying around extra pounds, but I don’t want to overreact either – which I’m doing and I don’t like doing it and I’m hard on myself for doing it and that makes it worse, but I still can’t stop so I’m writing about it because that always helps.
I saw the nose doctor this morning. He had “warned” me that getting my sense of smell back would lead me to enjoy food more and we all know the evil implications of a woman who likes to eat. Sure enough, this morning, he walked into the examining room, looked at me, then actually walked over and poked me in the stomach with his index finger to show me how fat I’ve gotten! And, worse, I looked down at my little belly and found myself holding back tears. Tears! I should have bopped him one.
I’ve actually been struggling and lost 3 pounds from my high last week of, heavens, all of 128 pounds. Big effing deal. I’m down to 125 and sure, I don’t fit into my clothes from when I weighed 115, but do I really need to wear size 2 or 4 jeans?
After he poked me, he told me my face was fat too! Of course, he let me know the inside of my nose is beautiful! Whoop-de do. No fat in my nasal passages.
I left there and burst into tears and cried for about an hour while I pinched my poor little round belly. I felt my self-esteem coated with a fat layer of self-loathing so, being a conscious woman, I added a layer of compassion, but it soon got covered over with more upset. I’m cooking up an emotional casserole here. At least it’s not fattening.
I was in the grocery store and all the food started looking like poison to me. Except pineapple. Thank goodness for the big display of pineapples. It’s clear I could easily be anorexic if I let myself – which I won’t.
For a couple of hours, I hated image-conscious L.A. and men too. I thought about moving to Detroit and turning gay. Then I remembered the nose doctor is not just an ENT guy, he’s also a cosmetic surgeon. Figures. Screw him.
I'm thrilled to be getting
good nutrition, to be able to eat and digest like a normal person, and
now, after the sinus surgery, to be able to smell again. Yes, I'm gonna
do my best to at least stabilize at this weight but if I don't, it
ain't the end of the world. I have to go back to the nose doc in a
month, and maybe I'll pad myself with a coupla pillows or get a real
fat suit to wear. Will he poke my tummy and smile slyly then?
April 2 – Life After ED
It's been 10 weeks since I
got my esophagus surgically "fixed" to palliate my digestive disease
called achalasia - zero peristalsis in my esophagus. I can eat now, and
the food goes down and stays down. It probably seems like nothing
special to normal people, but to me it's miraculous.
Feb 27 – Part 3 -Achalasia – Did it come from Bulimia? Was I to blame? (Note: to read this in order, scroll down to Feb 25th)
Achalasia is a rare disease of the esophagus – uncertain cause believed to be either neurological, auto-immune, or viral – in which the absence of peristalsis and tight lower esophageal sphincter (LES) make swallowing difficult and results in much of the food sticking in the esophagus until it goes down, comes up, or rots in there. Yugh.
On January 19, 2009, I underwent the surgical palliative for achalasia, a Heller myotomy and Dor fundoplication. Dr. Heller came up with the procedure named for him in 1919 when he had to open the chest in order to rip apart about 10 centimeters of the muscles of the lower part of the esophagus to relax the LES. Ouch! The fundoplication part is done by pulling a piece of the outer stomach over the torn muscles of the esophagus to block stomach acid from coming up even as the food goes down. Now the procedure is done laparoscopically, which I mistakenly believed would make it easy. No way! For about 3 weeks, l felt as though I’d been run over and my belly looked like a train wreck with 7 incisions and a black and blue mark the size of a slice of bread. Oogly!!
But, guess what, guys, it’s working!!!!! I can eat like a NORMAL person!!! It’s thrilling because even though I basically didn’t think I was bulimic anymore and hadn’t been for years and years, there was a teensy nagging part of me that said, Yeah, right, so how come your food keeps coming up, smarty? Who are you kidding anyhow.
I was feeling pretty down in the dumps and decided to have a session with my therapist – a wise man who consults via telephone as needed. I talked about how I wondered whether the bulimia caused the achalasia. I’ve asked the doctors and they tell me there is absolutely no connection, and I wonder how can that be? They say there are about 2,000 cases of achalasia diagnosed in the US yearly and they’ve never heard of bulimia being involved so it must be a coincidence.
My therapist said he thought it wasn’t that simple. It’s a NEXUS, he said, of physical, emotional, spiritual, and karmic issues and that nexus comes together in my esophagus – which is my particular fault line. So when I was ten years old and sopping with grief from my grandfather’s death, and I stuffed myself with lots of food and then felt it was too much food for my little digestive system to handle, intuitively I was going straight to my fault line. Little did I know, I would get addicted, making my fault line central. When my therapist said this, it felt like getting hit with a bolt of lightning. It kind of tweaks the way I see bulimia now. By adding the possibility of a fault line, it removes the idea of fault.
Big idea to swallow, but I’m handling it.
Feb 26- Part 2- Sickly and Confused
For twenty years, I lived with an undiagnosed and misdiagnosed condition. It got worse. I had tests. Doctors told me I had GERD and had to take medicine for acid reflux. The medicine gave me cramps and constipation, and didn’t stop the original symptoms. They told me I had a nervous stomach. They told me I had an incurable degenerative disorder. My voice turned hoarse. I developed asthma. I used inhalers and steroids. I got thin. I began having bouts of bronchitis and then, pneumonia.
A GI doctor I went to heard my story and said, sharply, “If you had bulimia for that long, your Lower Esophageal sphincter has to be SHOT!! You have acid reflux so bad that you’re aspirating your food into your lungs.” He did an endoscopy and, wonder of wonders, concluded that my lower esophageal sphincter was shot! He wrote that it was open all the time and I needed surgery to close it. That was in August of 2008. We went to a surgeon who asked a bunch of questions and said that didn’t sound right. He would ask that GI doctor to order more tests and we should wait to hear. Silly of us, but we waited. Nada. We let it slip.
In November of 2008, paramedics transported me by ambulance to the hospital ER because I could just barely breathe. It was touch and go for a while. My 5th bout of pneumonia in a year. During a 10-day stay, stumped by my symptoms, one of the doctors ordered a gastric-emptying test to determine how long it took for my stomach to pass food along to the small intestine. Me, the slow eater, had to gobble down medical eggs in one minute and then have my insides photographed every 15 minutes for an hour and a half. When the test was over, the technician looked over the results and cried, “I don’t know what to report because the food never left your esophagus!”
“That’s exactly what you’ll report!” I said. That was when I first found out that food got stuck just as I’d suspected.
The same GI doctor visited me in my hospital room and had no trouble telling me I must have achalasia – that my Lower Esophageal Sphincter was TIGHT SHUT and needed loosening. Exactly the opposite of what he’d said so smugly!!
(to be continued)
Feb 25, 2009
Part 1- No-Fault Fault-Line: the beginning
For 25 years – from pre-adolescence way into my mid-to-late thirties, I walked around hiding what I thought was a shameful secret: I made myself throw up. For almost the whole time, I thought I was the only one in the whole world! As destructive as the eating disorder was, the shame I carried added to the destructiveness and made for some mighty low self esteem. (I hug that sweet little girl part right now.) But I’ve always been strong and although I didn’t like the addictive, secretive me, I liked the creative, funny, assertive, smart, risk-taking me, and that energy got me through. (also got me into plenty of risky adventures I’m lucky to have survived)
About ten years into bulimia-free living, in my mid-forties, I started experiencing extreme chest pain diagnosed as esophageal spasms. Doctors didn’t want to give me pain killers for fear I’d become addicted. I agreed. Along with the heart attack level pains – (now known as NCCP or non-cardiac-chest-pain), came trouble swallowing. In the middle of eating, I’d get a sticking feeling in my chest, my eyes would tear, my nose would run, and the attack would end with food going down or coming up. What I didn’t know at the time - because doctors couldn’t figure it out -was that I had developed achalasia.
(to be continued)